An ICD-10 Ode to Rudolph

Your old favorite, with a new twist.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (W55.31XA Bitten by other hoof stock, initial encounter),
Had a very shiny nose (Q30.8, Other congenital malformations of nose).
And if you ever saw it (H53.60, Unspecified night blindness),
You would even say it glows (T67.9XXA, Effect of heat and light, unspecified, initial encounter).

All of the other reindeer (W55.89XA, Other contact with other mammals, initial encounter)
Used to laugh and call him names (R45.81, Low self-esteem).
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games (Z60.4, Social exclusion and rejection).

Then one foggy Christmas Eve (T69.9XXA, Effect of reduced temperature, unspecified, initial encounter),
Santa came to say (R47.81, Slurred speech),
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight (V80.791A, Occupant of animal-drawn vehicle injured in collision with other nonmotor vehicles, initial encounter)?”

Then how all the reindeer loved him (R00.2, Palpitations),
As they shouted out with glee (H93.13, Tinnitus, bilateral),
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You’ll go down in history (Z86.59, Personal history of other mental and behavioral disorders).”